For husbands Sean and Dylan, misery lay solely in dealing with their annoying next-door neighbor, Brody. Brody was around their age but had the mental maturity of a bothersome thirteen-year-old. For example, he loved a childish prank, especially on Halloween. He's done all the classics: toilet-papering their house, throwing eggs at their windows, and smashing their prized carved pumpkins. This year, however, Brody's gone too far; he dared to spray paint "Happy Halloween FAGGOTS!!" all over Sean and Dylan's newly paved driveway. He even had the gall to show up, arms proudly crossed and cackling like a hyena at their raging expressions.
Fuming mad, Sean and Dylan gave each other a smug look, realizing it was time Brody finally got his much-needed just deserts. Dylan then reached into his pocket and clutched the lilac-colored crystal within it. The magical crystal was an old family heirloom passed down by his father. He promised only to use the crystal's magic for good, but Brody was practically begging to be taught a lesson. Dylan gazed angrily at Brody, eyes bright purple as he chanted off a powerful spell. Suddenly, Brody's cackling swiftly ceased as he fell to the ground, clutching his body in pain. He gasped in horror, realizing he was shrinking and turning bright orange. Within seconds, he transformed into a freshly carved-out pumpkin.
Sean and Dylan grabbed Brody by the holes and took him into their garage, where they could spend all of Hallows Eve morning spit-roasting his craved-out insides. Brody may have been turned into a pumpkin, but he was very much aware of what was happening to him. You can only imagine his rage when, after being filled with Sean and Dylan's seed, Dylan hurled him at the pavement of their vandalized driveway, splattering him everywhere.
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